Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Tax on text? Oh, no!

Asked our economic managers, sex should be taxed instead!

1) upon penetration -- VAT (Vaginal Access Tax)
2) if more than ten minutes inside -- Burial Tax
3) upon withdrawal -- Exit Tax
4) those who don't have sex life (anti-RH Bill) -- Idle Asset Tax (tapno agbuis met dagiti padi ken obispo)
5) those who practice withdrawal method of birth control --- Withholding Tax
6) entering other than spouse (nasa kabilang bahay) --- Road Users Tax

uray sika laeng a nangbasa kadaytoy ket mabayaaden a ti Pinas ti utangna!

innayon ni anonymous

7) diay nay mangay-ayam lang ti kukuana --- property tax

JOKE! JOKE! JOKE!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

diay nay mangay-ayam lang ti kukuana, agtax koma met a kailian...property tax, hehe

Anonymous said...

ania ti ammotayo nga awan sex life dagiti papadi ken obispo, uray ket diay papa ken yaya


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